Wuk up d larki

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life
done:

I LOVE THIS 
credit to magicpawed

done:

I LOVE THIS 

credit to magicpawed

carpr0n:

Starring: Volvo P1800 (by JoePacheco)

carpr0n:

Starring: Volvo P1800
(by JoePacheco)

conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ