Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
The World Cup was fantastic and all, but you can’t deny that you’ve missed Zlatan.
Luckily, with everyone gearing up for the new European season, we’re starting to see Zlatan do Zlatan things again, like insane back-heel goals:
We already feel bad for his Ligue 1 opponents…
i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people
what are you doing you dumb animal
making his bread
God is greater than the highs and lows.
*deep voice* yummy yummy